The mission of Rotary International is to provide service to others, promote integrity, and advance world understanding, goodwill, and peace through its fellowship of business, professional, and community leaders.”
There are, in this bulletin again, two meetings combined as one, February 20th and the 27th. On the 20th, we had our Club Assembly just before our important Crab Feed, we had outstanding joke by Alan Gallaway, and the induction of 5 star new member Jane Lampard. The second meeting of February 27th, President Dick Bauer opened the meeting and then gave the mike to the excellent Jay Sedlak who accomplished the "Pledge" and "Thought for the Day":
"Real integrity is doing the right thing, knowing that
nobody's going to know whether you did it or not."
Oprah Winfrey
Guests
February 20th - none
February 27th: Charlie Harrison (speaker & member of Roseville Club), and Scott Waksdal (member of the Twin Rivers Club)
As the competition tightens to become the Carmichael Rotary Club's official comedian ,on the meeting of February 20th,
Alan Gallaway put in a fine joke that got perhaps the biggest laugh and applause to date, it is below:
A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called and asked to speak to his client.
"Saul, I have some good news and I have some bad news."
The art collector replied, "You know, I've had an awful day, Jack, so let's hear the good news first."
The lawyer said, "Well, I met with your wife today, and she informed me that she has invested only $5,000 in two very nice pictures that she thinks will bring somewhere between 15 to 20 million dollars ... and I think she could be right."
Saul replied enthusiastically, "Holy cow! Well done! My wife is a brilliant business woman, isn't she? You've just made my day. Now, I know I can handle the bad news. What is it?"
The lawyer replied, "The pictures are of you and your secretary."
On the meeting of the 27th, Club Comedian Greg Herrera, feeling the heat of competitor Alan Gallaway, gave forth with the following joke:
With all of the unusual weather we are having, including all the hail, I thought a weather joke was appropriate.
There was a newly appointed young Medicine Man of an Indian tribe who was very well university educated, but naive to some of the traditional ways of his people on the reservation.
He was asked to make the annual prediction for the tribe regarding the coming winter
He went to the older (retired) medicine man for advice, and was told “Predict a severe winter. You can’t go wrong.”
Have them gather wood, store grains, tan hides to prepare.
If the winter is in fact severe, the tribe will be ready. If the winter is mild, well at least the tribe will have those extra supplies to use.”
So the young medicine man stood before the tribe and announced “the coming winter will harsh and severe.Gather wood, store grain, and tan hides.”
And the tribe set to work.
A month into an early fall, he was asked to do an update to his weather prediction, and he repeated “the coming winter will be severe”…and the tribe dutifully set about to collect even more firewood, store even more grain, and tan even more hides.
Now late October, he was asked to make one last prediction. He was a little anxious over his rather arbitrary predictions, so he called the national weather service to seek more scientific advice.
He asked the national weatherman “What do you predict for this winter?
The Scientist answered “winter is going to be very severe.”
The Young medicine man asked “How do you know this?” “Scientific stuff?”
The national weather man answered:
“We pay attention to the Indians mostly, and they have been cutting firewood, storing grain and tanning hides like crazy!”
►The definition of Rotary is a fellowship and service organization that helps ordinary people do extraordinary things!
► DISTRICT CONFERENCE - May 10-13, 2018: Dick Bauer says that you are going to have by attending the District Conference, May 10-13, 2018 at the Hyatt Regency at Lake Tahoe, Incline Village.
There will be a significant contingent from the Carmichael Club . You will meet many great Rotarians in the District, great programs and this year, we will have our District "Speech Contest" at the conference. There is a special price of 150+ per night for rooms. Contact Deb Thornton (Conf. Chair) - debbiesan@comcast.net ; or Daniela Calvitti (Registration) - dccalvitti7@aol.com Flyer is further down in this bulletin
► R.I. CONVENTION - May 10th to 13th - Toronto
► SACRAMENTO'S PREMIER ASIAN FOOD EVENT - Festival of Asian Food benefiting "My Sister's House" and put of by the Twin Rivers Rotary Club. Saturday, March 24, 2018. $50 per person. See Brochure further down in this bulletin.
Schedule of Events
♦ FIRESIDE: A fireside chat will be held on Sunday, March 4th, 2018, 9:00 a.m. at President Dick Bauer's home. All members of less than 3 years are strongly urged to attend. Of course, it is open to all members. Members of the Board should be there. Please sign sign-up sheet.
♦ UGANDA WATER PROJECT: The Uganda water project going well. At last meeting we had $50,162.97 in cash and pledges. We are getting close to our goal of $56,000. TELL ALL YOUR FRIENDS! Rotary Clubs that will be or have been recently visited by our committee are Granite Bay, South Placer, Woodland, Fair Oaks, Rancho Cordova, Orangeville, South Sacramento, Auburn Sunrise, Rancho Cordova Sunrise, and Roseville.
♦ SAVE THE DATE: In keeping with the Peace and Conflict resolution month for Rotary, there will be a lecture at Sacramento State, Saturday, April 28, 2018 at 8:30 a.m. by President Nana Akufo Addo who is president of Ghana. It should be very interesting. See flyer:
CALENDAR
♦ SACRAMENTO BEE TOUR - MARCH 6TH, 2018, a field trip to the Sacramento Bee and
dinner at the Spaghetti Factory. Meet at Old Spaghetti Factory @ 5:00 PM. Address is 1910 J Street. You will be billed next month for this dinner. Sacramento Bee Tour will start @ 6:30PM. Address is 2100 Q Street. You can park at the lot attached to building on Q St. or across 21st Street at the graffiti covered lot (as described to me). There will be significant walking. Rubber soled shoes would be best.
Now, on February 20th, 2018, we had a very important event. It was the induction of Jane Lampard
(right in photo) as a new member of our Club. She was sponsored by her long time friend, Vicky Boatwright.
I think they both enjoyed the event as much as did the Club.
Jane Lampard was born in Berkeley, CA and at the age of 6 months moved with her family to Thailand.
Speaking Thai was Jane’s first official language and luckily, she picked up English before beginning school.
Jane and her family moved back to the United States in 1968 and resided in Lafayette, CA until her parents
retired to Atwater in 1976 and began almond farming. Jane graduated from Atwater High school, home of
the Falcons in 1981, and was crowned the Sweet Potato Queen in her Senior year. Jane moved to Sacramento in 1985, beginning a career in state service and has recently begun to work
in the field of nursing following a lifelong dream. Jane has 3children, Ashley, Emily and David. She recently
married Doug Haaland and between the two of them are grandparents to 6 grandchildren, soon to be seven
with one just a few weeks away from making his debut in the world.
KarenMunsterman introduced our guest speaker Charlie Harrison. She said that Charlie comes from a Rotary family (his father is a Rotarian) and he is a passionate member of the Roseville Club. He currently is slated to be the District Membership Chair in this upcoming Rotary year.
Charlie started by stating that increasing membership is not magic- It’s Rotary! He asked who our Club’s membership director is and Troy Drennon raised his hand. He said that it is important to identify a membership leader and for that person to form a team. Quoting John Germ : have “more helping hands, bright minds, and helping hearts.”
Membership is not strictly about numbers, but quality of members is important in doing the good things that our Clubs do. Charlie recommends going to “My Rotary” on the R.I. Website and use the knowledge there and to go to Chamber events. If you get 1 or 2 young members, then it can snowball into many. Studies have shown that once a new member gets involved with a project, he/she tends to stay in Rotary and get them involved with social projects – friendship and fellowship. Charlie says that “friendship” is the secret sauce. In your Club, there needs to a balance between new technology and tradition, but new technologies are critical.,
President Dick Bauer complemented Charlie on his presentation and congratulated him on his new role next Rotary year as Membership Director for the District. He also mentioned that, in honor of his presentation, a book will be dedicated to our local Carmichael library in his name.
Speaker Charlie Harrison,Guest Scott Waksdal, President Dick Bauer
Another successful crab feed was completed thanks to the absolute 100 participation by members of our Club in addition to spouses, friends, family and some Rotarians from the Rancho Cordova Club. who paid us back for our participation in their recent crab feed. Again we had the best crab available (we got lots of complements) and the best soup (clam chowder) by our authentic Portuguese member, Tony Marques, great salad a la Chef Jeff Thompson and others in the kitchen - like Tim Marquess and Vince Iosso. Now the Sundance Kid did great as auctioneer and getting people up to dance, Chairman Greg Herrera was very proud of the effort with the dessert, silent and live auction and of the boys from the Jesuit High School baseball team who served our over 350 patrons. I'm sure we did well and made money for our various charities....
I think "Happy Counselor" Vicky Boatwright had an easy job today because so many were basking in the memory of our recent successful crab feed. Anyway Greg Herrera stepped up and gave some of his own money in celebration of the Crab Feed, saying nice things about our talented members; Stan Roe particularly lauded the people who worked in the kitchen; Ed Bunting congratulated Jeff, Rich, Tony, and Greg and forked over twenty dollars; David Thorman, Raffle Chair said that the income this year from the raffles were up 10 to 15%; Vince Iosso unabashedly announced that his daughter won the real nice BBQ and another at his table won the King's tickets; Dick Bauer gave thanks to everyone; Doug Haaland said that the diamond ring that he purveyed to everyone brought in $1000., and everyone agreed that Tony Marques's chowder and pasta was the best! At the end Doug Haaland bragged that it only took one month to bring his wife Jane into the Club as a member whilst it took Jay Boatwright many years before he brought in Vicky!
BELL RINGERS
ED BUNTING (x5); RICHARD BAUER ; MARK BEIL ;JAY BOATWRIGHT (x2); VICKY BOATWRIGHT; ALAN GALLAWAY; STEVE GIRARD, DOUG HAALAND; GREG HERRERA; CHUCK McBRIDE; STAN ROE; EVERETT THORNE
BONG GONGERS
DICK BAUER (2); MARK BEIL; ED BUNTING; JAY BOATWRIGHT; VICKY BOATWRIGHT (2); SHYAMA CHAKROBORTY; BILL DONNOE; ALAN GALLAWAY; STEVE GIRARD; DOUG HAALAND; VINCE IOSSO; WALTER MALHOSKI; CHUCK McBRIDE; RICH PLATH; RICH SHIPP; TERRY SWEENEY; JIM THOMPSON; DONNA THORNE; EVERETT THORNE; DAVID THORMAN(2);(
eXPLANATION: A BELL RINGER IS SOMEONE WHO DONATES $100 TO THE CLUB IN A GIVEN YEAR; A GONG BONGER IS ONE WHO DONATES AN ADDITIONAL $100 TO THE CLUB FOUNDATION (FOR GENERAL PURPOSE OR OUR NEW WATER PROJECT IN UGANDA)
raffle
Now with an opportunity to draw for the Ace of Spades, for a very, very slowly rising amount (few hundred) in the kitty. Vince Ioso was lucky enough to select with the winning ticket but it was only the 2 of Clubs.
whoop de do!
Vince did get a consolation price of a bottle of wine from the "Phantom Donor - I think!
During the incumbency of President David Thorman,(2013-14) it was decided that instead of giving a particular gift, ie coffee mug, pen etc. to honor our guest speaker each week, we would simply donate a book to the Carmichael Library. So below are some of the books that we have donated in honor of recent speakers.
It is the "gift that keeps of giving" because those who will check out these books from the library will derive many hours of pleasure for years to come, and it enhances learning and literacy. The books are chosen byBertaBoegel, Branch Supervisor, Carmichael Library, subsidiary of the Sacramento Public Library.
rboegel@saclibrary.org
As of October, 2017, we have purchased over 120 titles in honor of our speakers! Because of the large number of books, we are not showing them all at this time.
BOOK DONATIONS TO THE CARMICHAEL LIBRARY
PRESENTER
Congressman Ami Berra
"Give Work Reversing Poverty One Job at a Time"
Author: Leila Janah
Catherine Servillas
"The Hidden Lives of Tudor Women: A Social History"
Author: Elizabeth Norten
Keith Simmons
"The Biggest Prison on Earth: A History of the Occupied Territories"
Author: Ilan Pappe
Patty Upslinger
"First Impressions: A Readers Journey to Iconic Places of the American Southwest"
Author: David J. Weber
Roland Wright
"Apollo 8: The Thrilling Story of the first Mission to the Moon"
Author Jeffrey Kluger
Ann Roach
"In Their Lives, Great Writers on Great Beatles Songs"
Edited by: Andrew Blauner
Catherine Survillas
"The Gardner and The Carpenter, what the science of
child development tells us about the relationship between parents and Children"
Author: Alison Gopnik
Lorenzo M. Smith, Ph.D.
"My Pencil, teaching poetry in the Detroit
public schools"
Author: Peter Markus
Elaine Whitefeather
"Women in the World of Frederick Douglas"
Author: Leigh Fought
Richard Olebe
"Making Local Food Work, the Challenges and Opportunities
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